My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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