apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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