Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I need water and some morals
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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