how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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