Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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