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im holly from the hills drunk
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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