I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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