You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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