he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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