fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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