When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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