she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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