I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
id be glad to
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
