Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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