I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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