Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize