so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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