Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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