Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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