R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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