Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I would ride that face into the sunset
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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