he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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