It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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