every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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