she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Shame is for Republicans.
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