great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize