can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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