I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
