so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
