Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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