Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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