Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
That was an excessively violent trivia night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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