At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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