I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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