weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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