"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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