My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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