would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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