He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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