What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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