Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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