there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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