i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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