And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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