; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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