your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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