think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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