i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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