I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
did i just pee glitter
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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