She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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