Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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