I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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