she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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