Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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