Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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