theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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