Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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