When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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