Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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